So Chelsea and I got into a bit of a scuffle the other day about bum shorts. Okay you guys have all seen them on these little teenagers, short shorts that ride up so high that the girls have half moon buns hanging below them. I'm not saying I'm against them cause I have a few pairs myself but I'm 34 and to be honest if my wears are still worth looking at I'll take any attention I can get. But Chelsea she like fourteen and I'll be damned if she's going to walk out the door with that gear on.
So we go to Walmart and she sees this kid sporting her half moons and she says see Mom everyone wear them and I said, Chelsea when I'm dead and gone you can come and do a dance in micro shorts on my grave and I'll grab you by the ass and pull you into the coffin with me. She gave me a weird look like she thought I could really do it. Since then there's been no talk of bum shorts, case closed for now anyway.J
So we go to Walmart and she sees this kid sporting her half moons and she says see Mom everyone wear them and I said, Chelsea when I'm dead and gone you can come and do a dance in micro shorts on my grave and I'll grab you by the ass and pull you into the coffin with me. She gave me a weird look like she thought I could really do it. Since then there's been no talk of bum shorts, case closed for now anyway.J
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